The Real Housewives franchise is known for its iconic cast and the hilarious things they say to each other. Whether it’s an insult or in jest, these women know how to make an impact with their words.
WithThe Real Housewives of Miamiand Potomac currently airing, there’s never been better, more entertaining Housewives. From Orange County to New Jersey, each series in the franchise has had hilarious lines that got lost in a sea of other famous lines. Redditors came together to discuss some quotes that aren’t widely popular but deserve credit for how funny they were.
"Harry, It's So Nice To Meet You, I Totally Understand The Divorce!"
Carole Radziwill, RHONY
Aviva Drescher was not a loved Housewife by the other women on The Real Housewives of New York. She was combative and bothered the women by bringing her husband, Reid, with her on girls' trips. As bothersome as she was to the other Housewives, she was entertaining to watch and was a part of some of RHONY's more monumental episodes.
Jferfranco shared that their favorite line was when Carole Radziwil met Aviva's ex-husband, Harry. Of all things to say, she told him she understood why he divorced Aviva. He was so surprised by what she said that he had a hard time responding.
"Sheree Is Screaming At Me As If I'm The One That Sliced The Air Mattress..."
Kenya Moore, RHOA
Some quotes that perfectly sum up Kenya Moore from The Real Housewives of Atlanta and this is one of them. Although she and Sheree Whitfield are friends, there was a long time in season 9 when they both went after each other about their unfinished homes.
When Kenya moved in down the street from Sheree, both homes were under construction, and they were making bets when they expected the other home to be done. Kenya's home was completed first and she had no qualms with throwing jabs at Sheree for how slow her home was taking. Aiden0115 felt that Kenya's line was underrated but said everything a fan needed to know about her: "Sheree is screaming at me as if I'm the one that sliced the air mattress she's been sleeping on for 4 years."
"It Wasn't A Train, Baby."
Phaedra Parks, RHOA
Sadly, one of Porsha Williams' most iconic scenes on RHOA was when the women went to a historic church that was known for its ties to the Underground Railroad. Although Porsha is the granddaughter of Martin Luther King Jr.'s friend Hosea Williams, Porsha thought the Underground Railroad was an actual railroad instead of an analogy for a tunnel.
Phaedra Parks was stunned by Porsha's words and quickly said, "It wasn't a train, baby," which was StarmieBucks' favorite line. They said, "Idk [sic] if it’s iconic or not but my friend and I have this code for people who say something really dumb...we’ll whisper to each other 'It wasn’t a train, baby.'"
"Were You There, Beloved? End Of Story, Goodnight!"
Candiace Dillard, RHOP
Candiace Dillard has had some of the best clap-backs during her time on The Real Housewives of Potomac. In season 6, Candiace invited the women to be on set for her. music video. While there, Wendy overheard Mia asking inappropriate questions to Candiace's mother, and she told Candiace immediately what she had heard.
A few days later, the women were in a screaming match over Mia, Wendy, and Candiace, and who was right. Ashley Darby, who wasn't at the music shoot, tried interjecting but Candiace had enough. She said, "Were you there, beloved? End of story, goodnight!" which turned into Outrageous_Country54's favorite line.
"I Don't Care"
Teresa & Joe Giudice, RHONJ
Teresa and Joe Giudice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey weren't known for their vast vocabularies or affection for each other. The couple is divorced now and it's easy to see why considering how cold and aggressive they were to each other from time to time. Nevertheless, fans loved episodes that revolved around the Giudice and Gorga families.
OfficialSwitchFoot thought an underrated quote was right after the Giudices had their youngest daughter. "Right after Teresa gives birth to Adriana she goes 'Joe, what should we name her?!' And he responds, “I don’t care.'" The humor is the fact that Joe didn't care about much, including naming his newborn.
"Oh, That Is Not A Reposado. That's A Blanco."
Denise Richards, RHOBH
Denise Richards only lasted two seasons on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because the drama between her and the other women was interfering with her life as a wife and mother. Before leaving, however, she made quite an impression with some of the best fights ever on RHOBH.
Denise was down to earth, but there was one thing she was pretentious about, tequila. So a waiter gave her the wrong kinds of tequila a new side of Denise came out that no one had seen before. Samajha loved this moment, telling Reddit it's their favorite line: "I also say 'I don’t want the blanco reposado' to anything which doesn’t delight me."
“I Don’t Like The Sound Of Birds."
Larsa Pippen, RHOM
A lot has changed among the main cast of The Real Housewives of Miami between the original and the Peacock reboot, especially with Larsa Pippen. Now single and living a totally new life, Larsa hasn't held back with the other Housewives.
At Julia's birthday party, which happened to be on Julia's farm, fights broke out between Guerdy Abraira and Adriana de Moura. With literal birds squawking in the background and the women arguing, xConstantGardenerx loved when Larsa did a double entendre with “I don’t like the sound of birds.”
“Don’t Disrespect John Barlow Like That”
Lisa Barlow, RHOSLC
Lisa Barlow made a splash on her first season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. On top of being a successful businesswoman, she became popular for her one-liners ("Can I touch?") and love for fast-food restaurants.
More importantly, Lisa loves her husband, John Barlow. The couple is complete opposites but it's what makes them work as coworkers and as parents. Chief_engr told Reddit how much they loved when Lisa stood up for her husband using his full name. They shared, "My roommate and I constantly quote 'Don’t disrespect John Barlow like that' but change out the name and we now only use Whitney’s pronunciation of 'hulling' [sic] and 'fullings.'"
"Move Over Cavalli, Because Guess What? It's Alexis Couture Now."
Alexis Bellino, RHOC
Alexis Bellino was on for five seasons and became known as one of Tamra Judge's biggest annoyances. For some, it's a harsh reality on RHOC that Alexis doesn't return. Alexis was religious and, to some, a know-it-all. Despite all that, she had some classic lines that were underrated.
Redditor SkyTrap shared a few quotes that were underrated from The Real Housewives of Orange County, including this one from Alexis. While Alexis was trying to get her own label off the ground, she compared her work to Roberto Cavalli's, which was comical considering the popularity Cavalli has.
"Give Me Pizza, You Old Troll."
Milania Giudice
Milania might not be a Housewife but she is one of the more iconic Housewives' daughters. At a young age, Milania took center stage and has said some iconic one-liners to her parents and grandparents. While young, Milania was always abrasive and unapologetic.
Teresa has said some harsh burns throughout RHONJ, but this one by Milania may top them all, and it was a Redditor's favorite, underrated line. They wrote, "Not sure how underrated it is, but I want 'Gimme pizza you old troll' hung up somewhere in my kitchen."
Source:gamerant.com